Profile: Tom
Race: Human   Gender: Male
Occupation: Philosopher...no, seriously. Why are you
laughing?
Hobbies: Reading, volleyball, games, cooking, travel,
working on the house (it's old, it needs frequent TLC),
photography, bad movies
Info for Identity Thieves:
        SSN: 867-Apple-21beta5-Niner
        Credit Rating: Spectacular
        Street Credit Rating: Surprisingly low for a white guy
        Favorite Password: defenestrate_yo_momma
        Gat of Choice: Currently gatless
        Beer of Choice: Warsteiner, and recently Abita (amber or dark)

Profile: Shauna
Race: Human   Gender: Female
Occupation: Classified, Pending Review
Hobbies: Feeding absurd numbers of birds, reading,
cooking, beating Tom at most games, running
Pie of Choice: You'd think it would be peach, but oddly
enough it's gooseberry.

Profile: Hogan
Race: Dog   Gender: Male
Occupation: Clown, Certified Couch Tester, Security
Hobbies: Chewing, squirrel patrol, stealing chi, reading,
beating Tom at most games, running
Bacon, or Green Pepper: When presented with a choice,
in flagrant disregard for canine protocol will eat green
pepper first.

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