Fat Kid Rules The World!

May 14th, 2012

Just an FYI, but one of my new favorite books, Fat Kid Rules The World, has been turned into a movie by actor (and now director/producer) Matthew Lillard. The book is about two high school outsiders (the title ‘Fat Kid’ is one of them) who find…what, acceptance? Friendship? Salvation?…through punk rock. Fantastic book. Lillard reads the audio version of it, and he’s great. A highly recommended book in any format. Technically it’s a ‘young adult’ book, but I think it’s a must-read for anyone of any age.

Anyway, Lillard has put up a Kickstarter for the movie, to raise funds for the movie’s release and distribution. It’s a very non-Hollywood movie and story, and a small Indy film, and I’m hoping they raise enough to get a big distribution (lots of theaters, Netflix, etc.) because I really really want to see this movie.

Anyway, the Kickstarter is here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1499648032/fat-kid-rules-the-world-0  for anyone interested in contributing. There’s a video by Lillard including a trailer for the movie there…looks great, a chance to support actual art instead of Hollywood’s latest movie made from a board game (coughBattleshipcough).

Movie site is here: http://fatkidrulesthemovie.com/

 

(If you’re not aware of Kickstarter, it’s a site where normal people can help fund creative projects like movies, books, games, food, inventions, etc. A friend of mine recently raised about $1200 for his upcoming graphic novel, and Gamers for Humanity is looking into it for raising funds for a story collection we’re looking at publishing. For your funds, you get ‘premiums’, like funding public radio. For a certain level of funding, you get a certain reward.)

-Tom

Wisconsin Speed

May 13th, 2012

Well…it’s here. That’s my new triathlon bike, a Trek Speed Concept 7.0. The Speed Concept is the fastest tri bike ever made, judged by wind tunnel testing. It’s carbon fiber–one of the new breed of actually affordable carbon fiber tri bikes. Ordered it two weeks ago, it arrived Thursday.

I was taking part in a study on Friday morning, however, to help pay for the bike. The study involved getting biopsied in both thighs. So that meant I was sore Friday and a bit yesterday, and they didn’t want me working out Thursday. So today was the first day I was able to get it out on the road.

It doesn’t disappoint. Being the fastest wind tunnel tested bike doesn’t mean it’s the fastest period, of course. A lot has to do with what cassette you have (the gearing), what wheels you have…and of course how fast you can ride :) The 7.0 is the lowest end model of Speed Concepts (at least the carbon ones…they have a 2.0 series that’s aluminum, but the price isn’t enough of a break to make that worthwhile). And as you can see I replaced the rear wheel already.

That’s a HED H3. It’s also carbon fiber. I bought it months ago on Craigslist when I found it for a ridiculously good price and couldn’t pass it up. I got it before I got the bike for it (it won’t fit on my old bike), and for a while a few weeks ago I was thinking of selling it to help pay for the new bike. But I’m committed now to raising that portion of the money another way, as it’s a really nice wheel. I’m selling off large swaths of my old martial arts gear as part of the process. Not my personal stuff, but all the bags and gear I had when I was teaching. Heavy bags, training pads, etc. So I’ll be a Craigslist and eBay machine for a while :)

My first ride was a 12.5 today on a new patch of road south of us, a really nice smooth bit with a couple of hills. I took it at something less than race pace, as I hadn’t even been on the bike yet before today. Came in right around 20 mph average, 90 rpm cadence average (pedal speed), and a 166 heart rate avg. That’s pretty dang good for me. Also wore my (free) aero helmet for the first time (the kind with the pointy rear end), so that also likely helped.

I’ll have to make some adjustments. Raising the seat a bit will be the first. I also have to come out over the aero bars more and get my elbow bend closer to 90 degrees, but raising the seat may do some of that. One change at a time.

Anyway, that’s been my fun today. Here’s a few more pics of my new racer…

 

-Tom

French toast for Gracie’s birthday

April 1st, 2012

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Gracie the therapy dog has greeted over 6000 volunteers in Joplin since the tornado.
-Tom

NOLA wrap-up

March 23rd, 2012

We’re headed home as I write; an hour or so south of St. Louis, so perhaps 5 hours left to go. It’s 7 pm on Saturday and we’ve been a quiet bunch all day. But now everyone is waking up and getting talkative. We’ve had so much fun with this gang. They’re younger than previous groups and there are only 2 guys besides Tom, so the vibe is different than last year’s testosterone fest. We’re all contentedly dorky this year and it’s nice.

A bunch of us drove out to Chalmette last night for our annual pilgrimage to Today’s Ketch. Many crawfish and shrimp lost their lives. Behold the carnage.

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The main drawback to this meal was that my hands are all torn up from the workweek. The fingers of my gloves split open and I’ve got blisters and splinters galore. Cayenne pepper and lemon juice were not my friends when peeling my pound of shrimp.

All the walls at Kiedra’s that are slated for destruction have come down. Only 1 more room still has rubble to clear out, and that’s mainly because our final dumpster arrived at the very end of the day on Friday. We only had an hour to scoop out debris before quittin’ time.

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Ever seen major termite damage inside a wall? Check this out. The thing that looks like a bundle of thin wooden rulers used to be a stud similar to the ones at left and at right. Paige uncovered it and we all thought for a second it was some sort of plant that had grown up behind the siding.

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The word from the job coordinator Mitch is that Kiedra is being required by the city to raise the foundation of the house by 3 feet to meet new flood rules. Heaven only knows how much that’s going to cost her. United Saints will finish the last of the gut-out that we began, and then they’ll return in several months after the house has been lifted. It’ll be a beautiful place someday, but it’ll be long time.

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As usual, the best part of the trip was watching the crew discover the city. A few had been down on family vacations before, but with this trip they were able to learn about aspects of the city that aren’t readily accessible to tourists. Paige wants to join Americorps or some other long-term volunteer organization after she finishes school. After this week she’s pretty sure she wants to serve in New Orleans.

Tom did his usual bang-up job as team leader. He gets this age group…he teaches them every day and knows how to entertain and enlighten them. He lays down one or two essential rules (giving the reasons for the rules) and then lets ‘em run. They always live up to his expectations.

As usual, the best part of the trip was learning so much about the city and the people who live there, both our friends and strangers. For instance, over beignets at Café Du Monde, Skip told us about the Treme family crypt in St. Louis Cemetery No. 2. Many of his ancestors, starting with the famous Claude Treme, are buried in a crypt the size of a freight elevator. How does that work, you may ask? The casket rests on a shelf, behind which is an opening that drops to the ground. When it’s time to bury someone new, the bones are removed from the casket, the casket is destroyed, and the bones are pushed backward to fall down among all the other bones! The city requires the deceased to have been in the crypt at least 2 years before they’ll move them, and nowadays they have temporary vaults for traffic jam situations. And to be fair, apparently the city workers now place the bones into a “burial bag” before they give ‘em the old heave-ho. But back in the day, each person’s bones would lie till the Rapture in a big jumble with their ancestor’s bones. So I guess in New Orleans when the trumpet sounds, if you wake up with a crick in your neck, it may not be your neck.

Thank you! I’ll be here all week! Tip your waitstaff.

-shauna-

Something to Ponder

March 20th, 2012

On our tour of the Treme neighborhood, I was struck by how beautiful it is. It’s weatherbeaten and worn, but it has honest to gosh trees. The only other neighborhood with trees is the Garden District/Uptown, where the wealthy white folks live.

Jazz was born there…most of the earliest jazz pioneers were born in the Treme and they all played in the neighborhood clubs. But New Orleans had a host of Jim Crow laws on the books that prevented racial mixing in any context…school, church, restaurants, and entertainment venues. If white folks came down to the Treme clubs, or if black folks went into white clubs, the police were likely to show up and cart everyone away to the lockdown. On our tour a few days ago, Kone’ emphasized that if our church van suddenly popped back in time 50 years…containing 2 African-Americans, one Asian, one African, and 6 Caucasians, we’d all have been in violation of the law and subject to prosecution.

So that’s the environment in which jazz was born…jazz musicians like Louis Armstrong were astonished when they toured Europe and were treated like royalty. Back home in New Orleans, an ordinance had been passed specifically for Louis Armstrong, stating that he and his band would be prosecuted if they played to a racially mixed crowd inside the city limits. Louis Armstrong. Satchmo. National treasure and all.

Thank God that jazz found its way out of New Orleans…not that jazz pioneers faced any less racial persecution in Chicago and New York. They just kept playing and kept bucking the system until the music finally escaped. Think about how impoverished our culture would be without jazz.

-shauna-

Iko, Iko

March 20th, 2012

I didn’t come down here expecting to eat Tu Way Pocky Way, but I did, and boy am I glad.

On Wednesday night we joined our good buddy Skip for dinner at The Golden Feather, a new restaurant at the edge of the French Quarter. On a walk through the neighborhood we noticed the place mainly because of the Mardi Gras Indian suits displayed in the dining room. It turns out that the owner is a chief from the Yellow Pocahontas tribe, and…what? You don’t know about the Mardi Gras Indians? Well we didn’t either up until we watched the Treme miniseries on DVD.

Uh, Treme, you say?

OK, back up the truck a bit. The first neighborhood in New Orleans was the French Quarter, which is right on a curve in the river. A guy named Claude Treme (Tre-MAY) immigrated from France in about 1750 and married a daughter of the Morand family, whose plantation was just north of the Quarter. Claude bought the land and eventually allowed it to be subdivided for housing. This new “Treme” neighborhood was racially integrated…a mix of whites, free blacks, and newly-arrived Hatians. That was pretty unprecedented. The heart of it was Congo square, where Treme residents and slaves from the city would gather on Sunday to drum and dance.

Away from New Orleans, when slaves escaped from plantations they hid in the swamps and bayous. In many cases they were aided by Native American tribes…they shared a common enemy in the white planters. In later generations , the descendants of these slaves lived in the Treme. They commemorated their ancestors’ stories on Mardi Gras by dressing as Indians and marching in the streets of the Treme. You can read about their history here. This tradition started in the late 1800’s and became more elaborate and ritualized as time went by. For a while, the tribes used Mardi Gras as a way to air neighborhood greivances. You didn’t want to get caught in the street between rival tribes and things could get violent. In the last couple generations, the tribes have become more important as a form of cultural expression. Several chiefs made recordings of Mardi Gras Indian music in the 70′s during the Funk heyday and the music has gradually replaced the fights. Physical altercations have generally been replaced with songs and chants that aim to intimidate and shame the opponent. The combat is ritualized, with each chief refusing to bow down to the other.

Aside from the music, the other way that combatants aim to indimidate their opponents is through their amazingly complex and beautiful costumes. That’s what drew us into the Golden Feather to meet Shaka, a chief from the Yellow Pocahontas tribe and the restaurant owner. He created the suits displayed in the restaurant’s gallery and his wife Na’Imah is the chef. Their menu includes a mix of New Orleans and African dishes designed to reflect the history of Congo Square, which is just across the street. Tu Way Pocky Way is their version of classic New Orleans barbecued shrimp, smothered in butter and seasoned with rosemary. The surprise of the night was their version of iced tea, called Bissou Breeze. It’s iced hibiscus tea mixed with ginger and sweetened with agave. Everything we ate there was awesome, and we only ordered from the Small Plates menu. We didn’t even have room left to try the main entrees.

In talking with other folks later in the week, we learned that Shaka is pretty well known around town and is unique among the Indian chiefs for his openness. Many chiefs don’t advertise their status and would rather their traditions be a private matter. But after the Treme series (Shaka was an extra in 3 episodes), the whole world wants to know about the Indians. Shaka has seen a fair bit of the world (he played football for Iowa and Illinois) and he knows people will pay good money for a taste of Mardi Gras Indian culture. He’s sitting on a goldmine and I’m curious to see how he will negotiate being an insider who is marketing Indian traditions to outsiders. At the very least he’s going to have a successful business on his hands, and soon he plans to open a shop upstairs that sells beads and feathers for Indian costumes. It’ll be interesting to see whether he draws more locals or tourists to that, because there’s something magnetic about the costumes. I can easily see tourists flocking there.

That gets us back to the beginning…how we found Shaka’s place. Check out some of the incredible things he has made over the years.

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As impressed as we were to meet Shaka, he was even more excited to meet our friend Skip. Skip Treme. Yep…Skip’s a descendant of Claude Treme, the man whose land eventually became the neighborhood where the Indian culture arose. We told Shaka we’d never met a chief before, and he said “Man I’ve never met a Treme before! I gotta tell my wife!” We decided we’re going to name drop more often when we’re down there. “Well, officer, I was speeding because I’m heading to dinner with Skip Treme. You know…Treme…like the neighborhood and the street. We wouldn’t want to keep him waiting.”

-shauna-

NOLA days 1 thru 3

March 13th, 2012

Greetings from the Crescent City! Tom and I are down at Igor’s, our neighborhood laundromat/bar/internet hub, washing our smelly clothes and plowing through some emails. Thanks to everyone who prayed for the church van on our trip down. It ran like a dream and we got to the hostel right before midnight on Saturday. We have 9 in our group this year…8 from Iowa plus our friend Nii, who now lives in Alabama and who drove over.
Our first group activity was a city tour on Sunday, hosted by Kone’ (Ko-NAY), the public relations coordinator with United Saints Recovery Project, the agency with whom we’re volunteering. Kone’ was born here but spent much of his adult life in California. He was a teacher and was involved in the music industry, but after the storm he came back to NOLA to serve as a community organizer. He works with a range of civic groups who are all trying to protect low-income citizens from the city government. That may sound a little strange, but Kone’ shared some things that really opened my eyes to the political situation down here. For instance, the whole 9th ward was slated to be demolished to make way for condos and a casino. You’ve probably heard enough about the 9th ward to know it’s home to the largest concentration of the city’s working-class black families. It’s where Bishop Ella and Bishop Henry’s house is. It’s one of the only places in the city where these folks can afford to live; and ironically enough, it also had the HIGHEST level of private home ownership in the whole city and one of the highest nationwide. But to the city fathers, these folks are undesirables. They’re poor, and their land is prime development territory. The government wanted to use Katrina as a pretense to wipe the slate clean and build high-rent dwellings centered around – get this – a golf course. In the center of New Orleans.

Thankfully for New Orleans, the folks of the 9th ward haven’t gone quietly. Lots of them still can’t move home, but lots others have found a way. We drove around Ella and Henry’s neighborhood, and about 50% of the homes are occupied. Kone’ showed us where the levee breach happened and he also took us to the ONLY open school in the whole 9th ward. Before the storm it served as K-6, but now it’s K-12 and massively overcrowded. Instead of a playground, temporary classrooms fill the property. Lots of the older kids go to school once, maybe twice a week. There are no truancy officers to track them down or inform the parents. New Orleans is raising a whole generation of kids in the 9th ward who have barely gone to school for 6 and a half years. The city won’t entertain discussions of building another school, and instead they began planning to build a new juvenile detention center. The citizens, to their credit, voted that measure down.

Community groups like United Saints are doing what they can to give these kids something positive to latch onto. Kone’ took us to a farm…an actual farm, right in the 9th ward. The kids are paid about as much as they’d make flipping burgers at Rally’s, and they do all the planting, tending, and harvesting. The produce is sold to local restaurants at market price, and the farm is doing a booming business. The land belongs to a famly who owned a grocery store in the ground floor of their home. ALL EIGHT of their children graduated from college, in a community where, as Kone’ put it, a young person is considered a success if they’re not on drugs, not in jail, and not pregnant. Thanks to this family, current kids in the neighborhood are learning how to be a cashier, how to pack deliveres, how to interact with the public, how to show up to work on time, and how to conduct themselves at a job site. They may never go into vegetable farming, but they’re definitely learning how to be productive, working citizens.

Kone’ took us lots of other interesting, historical places that are important sites for the city’s black community. I’m so grateful for the experience because Tom and I likely would never have ventured to those parts of the city otherwise. Probably the main thing I gained was a much better understanding of the systematic racism and classism in this town. Growing up in the Midwest, our local governments may be stupid, but they’re generally not out to take our land and price us out of the neighborhood. The cost of electricity and water have DOUBLED since the storm. Any new construction is priced far too high for the working poor to afford. These aren’t lazy people who are living on the dole. Last night we met a woman at Ella and Henry’s church who has been a nurse at a local hospital for close to 20 years. She’s living with her son because she can’t afford anything else in the city. Politicians give lip service to affordable housing, but nothing has materialized. Just lots of swanky condos.

So that was Sunday. On Monday we learned our work assignment; gutting a home in the central-city neighborhood. The house belonged to an elderly gentleman who lived elsewhere and was using the home as storage. After the storm, squatters broke in and trashed the place. The gentleman passed away and willed the house to his neice Kiedra, who contacted United Saints for help. She has some money to pay for materials but can’t afford to pay for labor. Last week’s volunteer group began the massive task of emptying the home of the former owner’s possessions. He was apparently from the generation that threw nothing away…there were boxes of things like canceled checks from the 1970′s and easily a thousand books. Kiedra only wanted to save family photos and letters and any furniture that the squatters hadn’t wrecked. Everything else had to go. We have thus far filled two 25-foot dumpsters with personal effects. Meanwhile, we’ve been taking down walls that sustained water damage from holes in the roof and from windows that the squatters left open. The house was built about 1900 and has some serious structural problems from termite and water damage. The more we open up, the worse it looks. One of our team members found an active nest of termites behind the plaster, burrowing through the wood structure and destroying it. Pretty gross.

We’ve put in 2 days at the house and tomorrow will (hopefully) start loading plaster debris into a dumpster. We’ll have to see if the company comes and switches it out for us, like our team leader has asked. If not, we’ll have to punt.

Last night Ella invited us to a Lenten service, and our whole team went. Henry made us a huge pot of gumbo for a meal afterward. It was like old home week with them…we reminisced quite a bit about working on their house last year. They crack me up…I love them more every time we’re with them. For those of you who sent them Christmas or birthday cards, you should know that they’ve posted them in the kitchen of the church, right above where they eat their meals. They are SO thankful to know that they’re not toiling alone down here. Your prayers and your greetings mean the world to them.

So now we’re at Igor’s and our laundry is just about dry. United Saints issued us shirts to wear at the work site…one shirt, five days of work. Um, they don’t know about the famous Dudley capacity for sweating. I managed 2 days by drying the shirt out overnight, but that’s my limit. Gack.

The weather is perfect, the food is phenomenal, and we’re having a blast with our team members. They’re all college students and very confident and earnest. They’re here because they want to see, learn, and help. It’s fun to show them all our favorite haunts.

I’ll hopefully post another update this week. Keep praying for our safety and that we’ll be a blessing to Kiedra. Later.

-shauna-

Iron Woman

February 22nd, 2012

No, this isn’t a post about triathlon. It’s a post about results of my genetic test.

Besides ancestry information, the 23andMe assessment provides you with information about genetic markers for a wide range of diseases. The risk of most diseases is determined by a combination of many genes. The risk of retinitis pigmentosa, an eye disease in my family, is determined by as many as 100 genes. Parkinson’s Disease, Alzheimer’s, diabetes, and tons of other diseases are caused by the combined interactions of many dozens of genes and the environmental conditions a person experiences over a lifetime. If two people have the same lifetime exposure to agricultural pesticides, for instance, the person with a genetic predisposition may develop Parkinson’s while the other gets off scot free. They won the genetic dice roll.

I have no family history of breast cancer, but I learned that my risk is 6% higher than the general population, based on the presence of several markers in my genome. However, I don’t have any copies of the BRCA1 or BRCA2 genes that are the real risky ones for the disease.

I also learned that I have a substantially lower risk than the general population for Type I diabetes (80% lower risk), Alzheimer’s (30% lower risk) and coronary heart disease (54% lower risk). That’s great news because those were some of the main conditions for which I wanted to understand my risk. They are highly modifiable by lifestyle changes so I wanted to know if I was likely to be doing enough to dodge those bullets. Apparently the deck is already stacked in my favor.

Aside from all these diseases, there are others that are determined by a single gene. Cystic fibrosis is a great example. If you inherit 2 disease gene copies (one from your mom and one from your dad) you will develop CF as a child and deal with it your whole life. That’s called an autosomal recessive disorder…2 disease copies are necessary. If you only have 1 copy you are termed a “carrier”. You won’t develop the disease but you could pass the defective gene on to your children.

The only genetic disease in my family about which I’m aware is retinitis pigmentosa as a component of Usher’s syndrome. Usher’s includes RP, hearing loss, balance disturbance, is autosomal recessive, and is coded by about a dozen genes. 23andMe doesn’t screen for this disease, so I’m going to have to look at my raw data and figure out for myself whether I’m a carrier. Stay tuned.

The big surprise was that I do indeed have the genes for an inherited disease…Hereditary Hemochromatosis. Like cystic fibrosis, this is a disease that is caused by just one gene, and I have two defective copies of it. But if you’re going to have a genetic disease, this isn’t a bad one to have. Over the course of my lifetime I’ve been extracting too much iron from my food. That iron is steadily being deposited in the tissues of my body. As I age I may begin to experience symptoms of excessive tissue iron, such as joint pain and fatigue. And since those symptoms are a byproduct of most of my recreational activities, diagnosing the possible onset of this disease is going to be a puzzler. Fortunately, treatment is easy; diet modifications and frequent blood donation to reduce the body’s iron levels are usually enough. But if left untreated, the iron deposits can severely damage many organ systems, especially the liver.

The upshot of all this is that if a doctor ever wants to put me on an iron supplement, I should insist on having a proper clincal genetic test to rule in or rule out this disease in my genome. It’s not something you want to depend on a $100 spit test to diagnose. If the disease genes are confirmed with a clinical test, then an iron supplement would be a bad idea.

So to all of you who share genes with me: keep in the back of your mind that you could also have the genetic predisposition for hemochromatosis. If you have unexplained joint pain, particularly of the knuckles of the index and middle fingers, or a sudden unexplained period of fatigue, mention this to your doctor. These symptoms mimic a host of other disorders, so hemochromatosis isn’t on the radar for many docs.

As for me, I’ve just alerted my boss that if I should start getting sucked into the MRI machine when we scan our research subjects, I may be requesting some sick time.

-shauna-

A shout out to my friend

February 15th, 2012

I met my friend Tai for coffee today and she clued me in to her blog. She’s a fitness buff and has been doing Crossfit classes. If you haven’t heard of it, imagine the most psychotic gym class ever: burpees, power lifting, box jumps, etc until you fall over or puke. Or both.

Tai just logged 5 miles on the treadmill the other day, too. She works out to blow off steam (she’s a law student) and to get ready for RAGBRAI, the annual bike ride across Iowa.

Lots of people exercise, but not many write a blog about it. She’s writing because she is blind and wants to inspire other visually impaired people to give exercise a try. It’s hard for anyone to be brave enough to set foot in a gym. Imagine how intimidating it is for visually impaired folks. Fortunately, Tai is utterly fearless and is going to blaze a trail for her readers…those with and without sight. I suggest you check her out!
www.blindcrossfitter.net

-shauna-

The Professor aaaannnnd Mary Ann

February 12th, 2012

At Christmas, normal women ask their husbands for jewelry.
I asked mine for a DNA test.
It’s from a company called 23andMe. They send you a test kit…you fill a test tube with spit and mail it back to them…and in 6 weeks they give you access to their online database. You can cruise around your chromosomes and explore commonalities between your DNA and the thousands of other people who have undergone genotyping with them. In addition to their commercial enterprise, they have scientists on staff who are looking for genetic markers for Parkinson’s and other diseases.

I wanted to do the test for a couple reasons: first, I want to know if I have a genetic predisposition for any diseases. If lifestyle modifications can be helpful, then I want to make them now. More on that in a future post.

The second reason was to delve a little deeper into my family history. I’ve had the good fortune to know my grandparents and great-grandparents, and the things they’ve told me have taken me a long way along the branches of our tree. But that’s mainly been on dad’s side. That’s where grandparents have been the longest-lived. My mom never knew any of her grandparents, and we lost critical information when their generation passed on.

One of the great things about genetic testing is learning about mitochondrial DNA…genetic information that you receive solely from your mother. Whether you’re a man or a woman, every snippet of mitochondrial DNA currently in your body first resided in the egg that was fertilized when you were created. Your dad contributed none of it. (He only contributed DNA to your chromosomes, which reside in the cell nucleus, not the mitochondria).

By testing your mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) you can learn about your purely matrilineal heritage. For people of Northern European descent, this is really interesting because mtDNA tells the story of how different ethnic groups wound up in different regions. Here’s how it went down: 25,000 years ago during the last ice age, the glaciers advanced southward and covered the European continent clear down to Italy. The only habitable regions were the Mediterranean fringe. Paleolithic people migrated southward out of Europe to escape the advancing glaciation.

As the ice age lifted and the glaciers receded, people began repopulating Europe. As women moved northward and had children, their mitochondrial DNA traveled northward too. Here’s the critical part: mutations that spontaneously occur in DNA get passed on when people have kids. That’s how genetic diseases occur, but most of the time the mutations are harmless. Harmless mutations in mitochondrial DNA began to appear in these nomadic Ice Age women. As these women traveled further and further afield, these mutations became localized to certain regions and/or tribes. The more isolated the tribe, the less intermixing with other tribes and the more homogenous their tribal mtDNA became.

Certain mtDNA types (“haplogroups”) became characteristic of Scandinavia, Central Europe, the British Isles, the Alps, the Mediterranean, etc. This was all modified by how many surviving children each woman had. If she had no surviving children, then her mutation could die out. (That probably happened a lot. Remember my friend Otzi the Iceman? They sequenced his mtDNA and though it’s broadly related to other European groups, his specific mutation has never been seen before. Apparently he has no living maternal relatives.) If a woman was fortunate enough to have children to survive to become parents of their own, her DNA would be passed on down her line. The more descendants, the more prevalent her DNA would become in her geographical region. Nowadays, scientists can sample mtDNA from indigenous Europeans and create a gene map that corresponds to migrations of people groups in the past. The same thing can be done for Y-chromosomes, which men pass along solely to their sons.

Iceland is a great example of what can be learned from genetic genealogy. We know from Iceland’s native folk tales (the sagas) that Norwegians began settling the island in the year 874. The sagas say that large numbers of Irish slaves were brought along…many of these were women who were essentially concubines. The present-day mtDNA representation in Iceland has a large Scandinavian element contributed by the Norwegian women who accompanied their husbands…but there’s a considerable element of British mtDNA too, far higher than other Scandinavian countries. The legacy of those captive Irish women is still apparent in their descendants. As we might expect, there’s no major contribution of British Y-chromosome DNA in Iceland. In a patriarchial society, Irish male slaves would have far fewer opportunities to have kids than Irish female slaves. The slave-owning Norwegian male would see to that. But that’s an example of how genetic genealogy can dovetail with historic events. Outside of Iceland, archaeologists use mtDNA and Y chromosome information in conjuction with archaeologic and linguistic evidence to reconstruct the migrations of ancient Europeans.

Back to the present day: from my pen-and-paper genealogy research, I know that I’m a total Western European mutt. Based on names and dates alone, I know that I have roots in the following countries: England, Scotland, Germany, France, Holland, Belgium, and Switzerland. I hoped that by checking out my mtDNA I might learn from which region my ultimate maternal ancestor hailed. I suspected I’d fall into one of the common groups from the British Isles or France, based on what little we know about Mom’s side.

I eagerly logged on to access my data and went right to the mtDNA results: drumroll please…I am from haplogroup X2b. Hooray…the crowd goes wild. My results were displayed as a map, with darker colors indicating higher geographic incidence of X2b. I thought “OK…English Channel, here we come.”

And then, this:

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I couldn’t believe my eyes. X2b is mainly found in Native Americans? Am I… am I… ethnic?

Knowing that mtDNA is only part of the picture, I looked up the summary for all my other genetic information…the 23 chromosomes that came from all my other ancestors. And behold:

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Honky, thy name is Shauna.

All my other DNA comes strictly from European sources. Native Americans would generally have about 83% Asian DNA (from Ice Age Siberians who crossed the Bering Strait) with a little bit of European (from Central Asians who were in the mix with the Siberians).

So here’s how I interpret things. Yes, I’m from a mtDNA lineage that pops up most frequently in Native American groups, especially the Algonquin tribes. But all my other DNA segments come strictly from Europeans. X2b is very rare in Europe (less than 5% of the population), but it seems likely that I just happen to be from that small group. It’s far less likely, based on my chromosomal DNA, that I have any Native American ancestry.

So back to the pen and paper genealogy. My mom’s mom’s mom was named Della Mae Thompson. Her mom was Virginia Clementine Porter. Her mom was Mary Ann…but I don’t know her maiden name. I have a census record for her from 1870 in Clay County, IL. Her birthplace is listed as Indiana. I’ve searched the internet every way I know how, but I can’t find any more information about her than that.

Porter is a run of the mill English name. It’s an occupational name. A porter could either mean a doorkeeper or someone who lugged heavy things around for a living. But it’s not really Porter information that I need. I need to find this mysterious Mary Ann’s maiden name. Record keeping was atrocious during the pioneer days…finding a paper trail is going to be tough. But if I could track her family back to the east coast, where records are more intact, then maybe I could track the line back to Europe. And then maybe I could get a better idea of where my ultimate maternal ancestor is from. But that’s a long shot. X2b is very rare, but it’s also widespread…it’s not just confined to one geographic region. It pops up at a low frequency all over Europe. Whatever Ice Age woman had the X2b mutation, her daughters spread out all over the continent. Maybe they were flight attendants.

X2b is so rare, in fact, that out of the thousands of people participating in the 23andMe database, only 6 other people besides me fall into this haplogroup.

I could add several more to their count: my sibs, my mom, her sibs, and my 6 cousins on that side that descend from aunts (not from uncle L). Oh, and the kids of those female cousins. We could get together for a little X2b convention.

So as I mentioned at the top…I’ve learned many more things from my genome, which I’ll share as I have time to write. But mom, you were right all along. You’re from rareified stock, indeed.

-shauna-